Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.


The old man looked over and said to the old lady, I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."


The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.


The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."


The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse.


She pulls out a wrinkled $20 and holds it up.


"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.


"Get serious," she said, "Four times in the rocker."